Ağu 28
n. someone who specialises in dating seemingly unattractive people that later blossom into fitties.
"Did you see Dave's missus, she's a 9/10". "She used to be such a munter, though. He's such an investment banger."
doctort123 tarafından 20 Ağustos 2015, Perşembe
Ağu 27
When someone steals Apple Products such as iPhones, iPads, iPod Touches, and other stuff created by Apple.
Person 1: Some guy was Apple Picking his iPhone.
Person 2: I still have my iPad on my backpack to avoid that Apple Picker.
Person 1: I think that guy wanted an iPhone so bad.
Person 2: I hope I don't get robbed...
Nyker2000 tarafından 19 Eylül 2012, Çarşamba
Ağu 26
What your girlfriend hopes to achieve by "forgetting" to taker her pill, thus guaranteeing that you'll have to spend the rest of your now ruined life with her... or that you'll have to run from the law forever to avoid child support.
I caught my girlfriend flushing her pill and poking holes in all the condoms... I think she wants an anchor baby.
Joshua Sweeney tarafından 24 Nisan 2006, Pazartesi
Ağu 25
1) A sarcastic expression used to denote annoyance or frustration.
2) A term used when you just dont give a fuck
3) Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.
"Hey let me borrow your car."
"Why don't you borrow deez nuts."
PMR tarafından 25 Şubat 2003, Salı
Ağu 24
(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.
"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."
Department of Behavioral Hell tarafından 23 Ağustos 2015, Pazar
Ağu 23
Nene's clubbing routine for Thursday, Friday, and Saturday include going to Origin, the Grand, Bootie SF, and when everyone else wants to go home, she rounds up the troops to head to The End Up.

Wow, what a ratchrat.

Dude, i know.
Micro danger tarafından 14 Ağustos 2015, Cuma
Ağu 22
That moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.
Male: Hey can you call someone for me?
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where's my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That's hot.
xximsomentalxx tarafından 29 Ocak 2011, Cumartesi
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