noun; A fit of violent anger by an office worker due to nonperformance by equipment. Normally directed at printers, computers, phones, etc. Similar to: road rage.
The printer is jammed and Susan has a meeting in 10 minutes. She's got a horrible case of office rage today.
The process of repeatedly farting into a confined space or area, or on an item so as to infuse the space or item with the pure essence of the fart musk.
I totally gave my ex girlfriend's pillow a fart reduction the week after we fought.
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The act of trimming ones friends lists in various social media sites.
"Did you unfriend me?"
"Yeah, I was friendscaping, and you bore me."
A special occasion recognized by the Google homepage. Google traditionally commemorates the event with some kind of doodle. Sometimes its an actual holiday like Valentines day, Chinese New Year, or Independence day for another country. Sometimes its an obscure reference to someone who died over a century ago.
Man1: Dude, did you know that May 31, 2013 was Julius Richards Petri's 161st birthday?
Man2: I'm sorry. I don't celebrate Google Holidays.
People who smoke crack with their favourite politician.
Mayor Ford smoked crack with his crackstituents.
Grab a drink or smoke a cigarette
I'm gonna go bend an elbow while I wait
Sassie ladie tarafından
A thought that you believe to be true. The "facts" are completely fabricated and are supported by zero empirical evidence whatsoever. The only qualifier is that you believe the fact to be true.
Jordon: "Fact: fat people have less body hair than skinny people."
Kara: "that's not a fact."
Jordon: "yes it is."
Kara: "supported by what evidence?"
Jordon: "My observations. Brain fact!"