May 10
A common misspelling of the word "pundit," usually made by people with a fourth-grade education.
A political pundint says radical /hatefull things to continue getting attention from the media.
#pundit #talking head #expert #politics #bullshit artist #guru
SpellsPunditCorrectly tarafından 28 Eylül 2008, Pazar
May 9
Morning (AM) bowel movement (BM). The first poop of the day, almost always taken immediately upon awakening in the morning.

A "beer dump" is a type of AM BM, but not all AM BMs are beer dumps.
"I can't even start my day with some coffee until I've had my AM BM."

"I didn't have time for my AM BM this morning so I've had to hold that sh*t in all f*cking morning."
#bowel movement #morning wood #poop #early bird special #beer dump
synthbeatz tarafından 18 Mayıs 2010, Salı
May 8
honest to god, I swear on my mother!
Look joe, on my mama five o rolled up and we broke camp like a mother fucker!!
tim t. tarafından 18 Kasım 2004, Perşembe
May 7
Someone who doesn't know how to read an emoji.
I sent Tyler an emoji and he didn't understand, so he asked me what it meant. He is clearly emoji illiterate, but I can teach him the meaning to all of them.
The Googly King tarafından 2 Mayıs 2016, Pazartesi
May 6
Boys smell like basic laundry detergent, plain soap, a little bit of protein powder, and fresh rubber.
*Walks into boy's dorm/apartment*
"It has a strong boy smell in here."
Bigboy1213 tarafından 2 Mayıs 2016, Pazartesi
May 5
text talk acronym standing for 'stroking penis while laughing'
person 1: "I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting today. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day."

person 2: "spwl"
#s.p.w.l. #lol #spwling #lmao #rofl
swplGuy tarafından 29 Ekim 2009, Perşembe
May 4
Adulting (v): to do grown up things and hold responsibilities such as, a 9-5 job, a mortgage/rent, a car payment, or anything else that makes one think of grown ups.
Used in a sentence: Jane is adulting quite well today as she is on time for work promptly at 8am and appears well groomed.
#adulting #responsible #responsibilities #bills #grown up
Kguarna tarafından 5 Haziran 2015, Cuma
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