Mar 15
Malware obtained by incorrectly typing a web URL in the browser or accidentally clicking on the wrong link in search results
I totally mistyped the YouTube address in my browser yesterday . Now I have to take my laptop to the Geek Squad to get the typo virus removed.
jspost tarafından 5 Aralık 2015, Cumartesi
Mar 14
an instance of controversial or forbidden thot-like behavior, i.e. acting as outlandishly promiscuous or slutty as humanly possible
That hoe over there was engaged in so many sexual acts with various men that when her friend found out, she told her that she was guilty of thotcrime
foxnews4kids tarafından 3 Temmuz 2014, Perşembe
Mar 13
A passive-aggressive method to 'break up' with a friend without being hurtful. Similar to ghosting, this method is NOT an abrupt process and can apply to just about anyone. Care should be taken when choosing this strategy:

• Take longer and longer intervals to return phone calls, text messages, etc.. and avoid making commitments. For ex: take a week to return a voicemail or a few days for a text. As the weeks go by, the lag between all communications gradually increases.

• Never answer the phone if you see that person's number on your caller ID. Wait at least a week to return the message (unless it's an emergency), preferably via text.

• Avoid face-to-face meetings (like coffee or lunch) and make excuses to skip activities you both enjoyed previously (like going to the movies).

The goal is to gently un-friend that person at a kind and gingerly pace. It can be a very effective method for those averse to conflict or part of tightly knit groups. Over time, your feelings may change, and you may want to rekindle the friendship. With this method, you haven't burned all your bridges.
After years of being told by her best friend that she needed to lose weight, Lizzie decided to do the friendly fade. She started by avoiding her phone calls, not replying right away to her texts, and making her invisible on her Facebook timeline.
nejking tarafından 8 Mart 2016, Salı
Mar 12
That moment after you finished watching some sick, fucked-up, porno and your just sitting there thinking "What the hell is wrong with me?" While you ponder life and shit.
Dude, I just watched some bondage beastiality orgy porn video last night and I immediately had post porn depression.
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Dr.P.Nis tarafından 7 Mart 2016, Pazartesi
Mar 11
Masturbation
Since his girlfriend broke up with him, he's really been getting in a lot of arm cardio.
jspost tarafından 8 Mart 2016, Salı
Mar 10
When one who has to defecate has an opportunity to relieve themselves after waiting for a period of time.
Brad had to shit for an hour but because he was at his girlfriend's parent's anniversary party, he couldn't find the right opooportunity until the old folks retired for the evening, then he let the floodgates open.
GlazeHer tarafından 8 Mart 2016, Salı
Mar 9
One extremely large meal consumed in a day as opposed to the standard three.
"I generally don't wake up hungry, but when I do get around to eating it ends up becoming a snakemeal."
dawdlepants tarafından 7 Mart 2016, Pazartesi

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