5 definitions by Brjtlc

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A modest toot of ass gas presaging a tuba blast, possibly heralding a morning fart.
I just let loose a warning fart,
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.
Brjtlc tarafından 27 Nisan 2010, Salı

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1. Warming, with use of a fart, and in particular, a warming fart.
2. Emotionally touching, in an ass-gaseous way.
1. The bed was so cold, I needed to do some fartwarming to keep my toes from freezing.

2. Did you see that fartwarming Jack Black comedy, where he saved the day and gets the girl with his ass gas powers?
Brjtlc tarafından 16 Haziran 2010, Çarşamba

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Only engaging in relations with those of the same sect.
An abominable form of religious insularity, homo-sectuality inevitably leads to incest and bestiality.
brjtlc tarafından 28 Ağustos 2010, Cumartesi

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A hot fart let loose beneath the covers on a cold night, and then held there to fend off frostbite. Not to be confused with a warning fart.
Twas the night before Christmas,
So cold 'neath the sheets,
A warming fart flowed,
From my butt to me feets.
Brjtlc tarafından 16 Haziran 2010, Çarşamba

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A fart so heat-filled that it measurably contributes to the temperature of the planet.
Save the environment! Cut down on the burritos so you don't make a global warming fart. But really, cow farts contribute to global warming all the time.
Brjtlc tarafından 16 Haziran 2010, Çarşamba

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