The day when mankind proves yet again that humans
kill someone for a Blu-ray player.
The day after
Thanksgiving, a shit
ton of retards grab their sleeping bags and tents and flock to the entrance of the Walmart at midnight, waiting for the store to open
at around 4AM.
The nanosecond that
the doors swing open
, you better brace yourself, because the apocalypse has begun. Within seconds, some douchebag who ABSOLUTELY MUST be first in line will plow through the massive crowd, stepping on children
and endangering the lives of other humans
and sprinting down
the aisles looking
for the TV section.
Every year, someone gets pushed over, and everyone just
tramples all over them, paying
no mind to the wellbeing of the adults and sometimes little children that suffer injury from
the greedy little bastards that
participate in this day.
If you want to shop at all on Black Friday, you'd best
do it at the crack of dawn, because by 10AM every last item
on the shelf
will be gone.
And if by some divine miracle you're able to make it out of the train wreck at the front door with all of your body parts intact, you have to fucking fly to get to the things you want.
As soon as you reach
flat screen, some greedy asshole will punch you square
in the face and take it right from
's how ignorant
and retarded the people of the world are these days.
And yet, the stores still celebrate this day.