1. "Dude, how was Monday night?"
"Don't say another word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything
else - one whisper of a word - I will destroy myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine
of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one."
2. "Your bio is fake? It's all copypasta