word for a sex offender
. The difference between a colostomizer
and a sex offender, is that sex offenders normally target young children. A colostomizer
targets older women in the 50-60 year old range. A colostomizer
, just like a sex offender could
do, may prefer men over women, and may engage
in gay sex
with the victim(s). A Colostomizer is very hard to find, and almost impossible to catch. After
all, you don't find a colostomizer, a colostomizer finds you. Tactics include "The Damsel in the Distress", "This isn't where I parked my car", and the infamous "The Viagra Manuever." A colostomizer usually is pale, prefers a cold environment, and is a raving homosexual.
Also known as a douche bag.
Colostomizer: Hey there young lady! Here, let me escort you across the street.
Grandma: What a gentleman!
Colostomizer: The city is gettin' dangerous, let me escort you back to your
Grandma: Well, I suppose there's no harm in that.
(Unknown event(s) occur)
*Gay sex follows with Grandpa*