3 definitions by J. Von-Kruption

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When a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly and stab gypsies. This being normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.
"I say Jeebs, look it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase he might try Martination upon us old beans"
J. Von-Kruption tarafından 3 Şubat 2008, Pazar

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A rather large boy with moobs (man boobs) that resorts to silence and sections himself away from the rest of society to avoid discrimination due to being a rather annoying being. This creature comes in the form of a wannabe human wearing the same clothes day in, day out.
"Hey, look over there it's the Tyranimoobus Rex!", "Keep walking, don't make eye contact!"
J. Von-Kruption tarafından 31 Ocak 2008, Perşembe

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A Lume is whatever you want it to be.
"Christ sake Michal, you are such a Lume!"
J. Von-Kruption tarafından 23 Mayıs 2008, Cuma

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