3 definitions by John and Derek

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1. Robert Scoggins

2. Person whoms wife is a fat prostitute, and he thinks about raping young children, works at local fast food restaurants

3. Ignorant fool who puts nacho cheese filled pans in clean dish water

4. Biggest suck up at a workplace...
1. Robert is a crusty cross eyed pigeon

2. Look at that guy starin at those 10 year old girls, he's a crusty crossed eyed pigeon.

3. What fuckin crusty cross eyed pigeon put this in my clean water...

4. Hey boss....anything for you boss....hooo hoo ha ha ha
John and Derek tarafından 22 Haziran 2006, Perşembe

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A malnutritioned, dislexic, red-headed, math teachers, with crones disease's way to explain a verbal math problem involving sweatSHIRTS and discounts...
What was the price of the sweatshits after a 15% discount.
John and Derek tarafından 22 Haziran 2006, Perşembe

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Extremely large monster (usually black) closely resembling the form of a male penis.. Normally residing in residential swimming pools and bathrooms... rises from dormant state when provoked by habitual line stepping hos and blue balls.
Rudely awakened from his slumber, the dark skinned COCK MONSTER, growled as she put her cloths back on!!!
John and Derek tarafından 22 Haziran 2006, Perşembe

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