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7 definitions by Khizzar

 
1.
Expletive. An expression of awe and appreciation. From the blending of "Mother of God" and "mother fuck."
"Mother of Fuck, what a sweet ass."
"Mother of Fuck, you were hot last night."
Khizzar tarafından 19 Mayıs 2008, Pazartesi
 
2.
Socially envious and competitive, seeking to get ahead of one's friends. Whereas "competitive" has a broad range of application, including athletics and business, "competitious" refers exclusively to social jockeying.
"How come she's so competitious? She's not even a viable competitor for him."
Khizzar tarafından 15 Mayıs 2008, Perşembe
 
3.
After a woman shaves her pussy, the hair gradually grows back. After four or five days, it reaches the hobo stage. After a week or more, the stage is called "sailor."
Example 1, he to her: "Oh, I see you're at the hobo stage again."
Example 2, she to him, "Watch out, there's a hobo down there!"
Khizzar tarafından 27 Kasım 2009, Cuma
 
4.
A blow job given a man wearing a condom. Named after the Winnie the Pooh character Eeyore, who received a broken baloon for his birthday and enjoyed picking it up with his mouth and moving it into and out of a jar.
"Shit, man, I'm not giving you an Eeyore, take that thing off!"
Khizzar tarafından 6 Kasım 2007, Salı
 
5.
Falsies; a severly padded bra.
"Of course I fucked her. It was Friday night, she'd borrowed her sister's gag boobs for the evening, it was a golden opportunity."
Khizzar tarafından 29 Ocak 2008, Salı
 
6.
Fucking instead of food.
Nosy co-worker: "Did you boyfriend make eggs for you this morning?"
Self: "Umm. We had a continental breakfast."
Khizzar tarafından 9 Nisan 2010, Cuma
 
7.
Breasts.
"See her tits floppin around? Those girls should be in a harness."
Khizzar tarafından 11 Temmuz 2008, Cuma