11 definitions by Matt D. Underwood

Top Definition
When two or more people around someone fart around the same time causing the stink from their farts to meet at that person and making a super cloud of stink like when the cold and warm fronts of a tornado meet.
Oh man, it stinks so bad over here. I must be caught in a fartnado.
#fart #tornado #fartnado #stink #smell #toot
Matt D. Underwood tarafından 4 Mart 2008, Salı
The opening in front of boxers that is a window for the wearer's dong. Not to be confused with a cocket.
Gross! Close your dongdow man. I can see your whole package with it open.
#dong #window #dongdow #boxers #package
Matt D. Underwood tarafından 2 Mart 2008, Pazar
A mocawk is similar to a mohawk, however, it is located around the cock. Hence mo"cawk". To create a mocawk, one must shave the sides of his pubes to form a line that runs from the happy trail to the base of the penis.
"Hey check this out! I shaved some of my pubes! I only got the sides so it made a mocawk."
#mocawk #cock #mohawk #landing strip #penis #bacon strip
Matt D. Underwood tarafından 29 Haziran 2008, Pazar
A scale ranging from 1, being the lowest, to 10, being the highest, that indicates the intensity of the smell radiating from a shit.
Oh God...that shit smells awful. That's at least a 7 on the Shichter Scale.
#shichter #scale #shit #range #smell #1 #10
Matt D. Underwood tarafından 4 Temmuz 2008, Cuma
1:Ginormously normal.
2: Something that is extremely average.
3: Something that is far from being out of ordinary.
It's been such a ginormal week. Nothing has happened!
#ginormal #ginormous #normal #average #ordinary
Matt D. Underwood tarafından 13 Mart 2008, Perşembe
The pocket in the front of a pair of briefs. Not to be confused with a dongdow.
My dick keeps getting poked by something. I think there's something sharp stuck in my cocket.
#cock #pocket #cocket #dick #briefs
Matt D. Underwood tarafından 4 Mart 2008, Salı
A valid statement said sarcastically to disguise whether or not it is true.
I made my wife feel guilty when I made it sound like I don't go to the clubs when she accused me of it. I was so sarserious.
#sarcastic #serious #true #valid #disguise #sarserious
Matt D. Underwood tarafından 23 Mart 2008, Pazar
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