Anti Social Behaviour Order - Used against unruly youths who cannot conform to normal society's rules and regulations. See ASBO's
However, an ASBO can also
be a classification
of a person. Some of the worst Townies
s are good
examples of an ASBOs
. They are the creme de la creme of delinquency, intent on causing
anger, pain and destruction mainly due to their
unnaturally small brain which is set on one thing: reproducing.
They are low-life scum, and are usually
the result of bad parenting. A firm beating
or installing the fear of God in them as a child
can usually prevent
the ASBO trait from developing.
Male ASBO – Typically aged 12-18: Looks for a “fit beyhatch, mon init” (female) to “prong” (reproduce with). Older ASBOs
can be found
waiting in the dole line.
Female ASBO – Typically aged 13-18: Main
requirement is to become pregnant. Can usually
reproducing in a bus shelter. Will name their child
after a character on Eastenders.
Person A: "I hear
a car alarm going off."
Person B: "There must
be an ASBO
Person A: "Please don't beat me senseless..."
1: "Yah mon, u iz da nerd, mi beyhatch iz pumpin, init"