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643 definitions by Nick D

 
1.
1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it.
2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.
From smoking too much chronic, Joe ended up with a chronic case of the shaky-shivers.
Nick D tarafından 28 Nisan 2003, Pazartesi
 
2.
What your mom says when she's trying to be cool. You know she says it.
"Word up kids? Yo yo yo the notorious M.O.M. is in the house, homeyz! Better eat your veggies before I bust a cap on yo white ass."
"Your mom's fucked up, dude."
Nick D tarafından 25 Şubat 2003, Salı
 
3.
A clear liquid with the following properties:

1) 95% alcohol (190 proof). This means
1 shot everclear = about 2 1/2 shots of most other hard liquors
2) Very flammable
3) Has a warning on the bottle that you should NOT drink it straight
4) Nobody really follows the above warning
5) When poured into a shot and consumed, will burn your throat like battery acid would
6) Mixes very well with juice, creating a potent potable called "jungle juice"
7) Most people generally underestimate its power and drink way too much, resulting in regurgitation of dinner and possible stomach-pumping
8) Is not legal in many states, or in some states only in it's 76.5% (153 proof) form
9) Generally about $15 a fifth, but think how much alcohol you're getting...
10) Everclear will not get that girl drunk to the point where you can hit it. It will get her drunk to the point where she'll puke like there's no tomorrow and probably pass out. Stick with regular liquor in this endeavor.
1 shot and you'll feel like you've been stabbed in the throat.
2 shots is the most you should ever give a girl that you have the intention of hooking up with in the next few hours.
3 shots will probably make you puke like never before if you're some dumb 14 year raiding your alcoholic dad's liquor cabinet.
4 shots will send you to the ER if you're the above person.
5 shots will probably kill the same dumb kid.
6 shots will get a 200 lb. guy pretty wasted.
7 shots will make him puke.
8 shots is my personal record. It resulted in serious loss of dinner and a very bad night and morning.

If you can break double digits, I'll either be really impressed or sending my regards to your family for the tragic loss.
Nick D tarafından 29 Ekim 2003, Çarşamba
 
4.
A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.
That cannonball your mother just performed strangely reminded me of the movie "Deep Impact".
Nick D tarafından 23 Kasım 2004, Salı
 
5.
a party of only guys (or at least 80% guys), where there is a substantial abundance of weiner.
Benji told everyone he was a pimp and was bringing 50 hot bitches from Arizona State to his house Saturday night. But when we got there it was just a bunch of dudes watching "The Matrix". We blew that bitch right away and never went back to that wanksta's crib.
Nick D tarafından 19 Mart 2003, Çarşamba
 
6.
Super hardcore ghetto slang for "Gee, you knit?"
50 Cent: "What's up man?"
Tony Yayo: "Nothing much, homey...just knitting this sweater for my grandma."
50 Cent: "G-G-G-G-G-unit!"
Tony Yayo: "Why of course. Knitting has been a hobby of mine ever since my time at the Rutherford School under the tutelage of Sir Richard Meriweather. Why don't you st-st-st-stutter more, douche bag?"
50 Cent: "St-st-stop making fun of my speech impediment! I'm going to be a big-time rapper some day, like Tupac Shakur!"
Tony Yayo: "Yeah, sure, that'll happen when I get locked up for gun possession! So, 9:00 tee time tomorrow?"
50 Cent: "F-F-Fo' shizzle my nizzle."
Tony Yayo: "Man, stop trying to be black."
Nick D tarafından 28 Ocak 2006, Cumartesi
 
7.
pos
1) Piece Of Shit
2) an abbreviation some companies use for Positively Outstanding Service.
If you would clean that POS off the floor, that would really be a demonstration of POS. Hell, I'd promote you!
Nick D tarafından 17 Mayıs 2003, Cumartesi