29 definitions by Noir

Top Definition
Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.
Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.
#fap #fapper #fapprous #faprous #masturbate #jerk #wank
Noir tarafından 11 Kasım 2006, Cumartesi
A vegetarian who also eats fish or other seafood. From the latin word for fish: piscis. Also known as a fishetarian.
I'm going pescatarian, since I really like lobster and it's so hard to find protein in vegetables.
#vegetarian #vegetarianism #pescado #piscis #pisces #fishetarian
Noir tarafından 11 Temmuz 2006, Salı
Spanish: To strike someone. Hard. Usually in a fight, but sometimes by accident. The plural of this is chingasos.

Me dio un chingaso en la frente! = He hit me upside my forehead!

Quires unos chingasos? = You wanna go to blows?
#chingaso #chingasos #spanish #slang #fight #taunts
Noir tarafından 20 Haziran 2006, Salı
Mass consumption in the eternal quest for what is cool, distinct, difficult to acquire, or just plain ugly. Hipsters engage in hipsterism by shopping at the most trendy places, always looking for the most unique items. Everything, from the type of clothes worn to what you eat is a status symbol to the hipsterist.
Darren's hipsterism had run rampant by the time he bought his 7th vintage BMW motorcycle.
Noir tarafından 19 Ağustos 2005, Cuma
To flirt. To mac. To exhibit your game. To woo a hottie.
Can be spelled pitchin woo as well.
I was pitching woo at some fly girls down at Embers, but they were all a bunch of carpet munchers.
#flirt #woo #player #game #mac
Noir tarafından 19 Ekim 2006, Perşembe
V. To worship something excessively. To spout off verbally over how much you like something.
That Emo girl was gushing over how much she loves She Wants Revenge.
#love #worship #advocate #extoll #give props
Noir tarafından 19 Temmuz 2006, Çarşamba
Someone who walks aimlessly through a grocery store or other public place while talking intently on the phone. Phone zombies are usually clueless about where they're going, who they're blocking, or how stupid they look. Their conversations are usually loud and unimportant, but they don't care.
This phone zombie bitch was jibber-jabbering right in the middle of the frozen food aisle and keeping me from the Jamocha Almond Fudge. So I ran my cart right into her ass. I'm sure I left a bruise, but I don't think she felt it.
#phone #zombie #phone zombie #telephone #shopping #public #calls #call
Noir tarafından 10 Ocak 2007, Çarşamba
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