American political party popular with people who come from (on average) the dumbest, poorest, heavily subsidized regions of the country (the south,Kansas, Montana etc.)
Believe blatantly irrational social myths (increasing the military is vastly more important than education, wiretapping is better for liberty than healthcare, incarceration is better for freedom than taxing and decriminalizng marijuana)
Bitch about welfare even though red states are most likely to be subsidized
A guy named Jack walks in to a bar and says "All republicans are assholes
then some redneck stands up and says "I resent that ignorant statement you piece of shit"
Jack: Why, are you a republican?
Redneck: No, I'm an asshole
Overrated, by non-western standards.
Even so, many are hard-working, loyal, and more mature than they act. Also, they have nothing against "mature love" so you should probably go for the cougars.
The orange haired japanese girls I met in college were shitheads but this mature japanese lady gave me food and sex
a dead breed as far as younger generations are concerned; much like the southern gentleman
Southern women nowadays are at least as disgusting as women from other regions; they'll claim otherwise of course
John: Dude, did you see that southern belle?
Jack: Nobody cares because southern belles don't really exist anymore. Really, southerners are a major reason american women are getting such a bad rep