noun: (rhymes with symphony) Sexual noises made by a woman
, screaming, moaning, dirty talk, bed shaking, etc. purely for theatrical effect
rather than actual sexual response. A woman
puts on a nymphony when she wants
to draw attention to the fact that she's a super
hot fuck, a nympho, or generally has something else
Deb: "Ron's coming over
tonight. We'll probably end up doing it. Should I throw
down a nymphony on him or play it cool?"
's a tough
one. You don't want him to think you're some kind of whore or something. I say, start off all sweet
and innocent, and they break
out the nymphony, like
so goddamn good you can't help it. That
Andrea: "Oh God, slam me harder, you sexy
fuck! I wanna feel it for a fucking week! AH YEAH! FUCK ME!"
Paul: "Dammit! Tone down the nymphony, girl. Your mother's right downstairs!"
Andrea: "My mother did the exact same thing to me last night with her new BF. I'm just
getting her back."
Jack: "My roommate had that
hot slut of girlfriend over
again last night. They
were at it until 4 a.m., just
slamming the bed against the bedroom wall and she was screaming like
a porn star."
Ben: "I still say it's just
a nymphony. That
chick has the hots for you big time. She's just
letting you know what she has to offer."