"asnoozle" is a word that relates to bodily functions that wanna come out, but just dont. This word was created after being sick of hearing people say "ugh... i gotta sneeze but i cant... you know when ya gotta sneeze but you cant?" The examples below combat having to say that everytime.
"argh, asnoozle sneeze"
"damn i got asnoozle fart"
works on hiccups and any other bodily function you can think of.