that is long past her prime. The last stage
in the Cougar Evolution. Usually hanging out at events that sound like they will
attract a younger crowd but do not. If you see an old guy wearing blue tinted sunglasses
and a hawaiian print shirt in the crowd more than
likely you are in Porch Cat territory.
Guy1: Dude, what's up with this
party? There is nothing but Porch Cats up in here.
Guy2: I hope
we brought our Sinatra collection and some Depends!