someone who doesn't know the difference between alternative rock, classic rock, heavy metal, death metal, pop punk, nu metal and possibly even indie. however, this poser
will buy a guitar and take up lessons, in a way that will make you cringe seen as 90% of guys have alrealdy jumped on this bandwagon
already. they act like they're really 'kwl' and go around proclaiming how good 'rock' is and telling everyone to listen to some 'decent' music, when they dont even know what theyre talking about. their music taste will probably change in a year anyway!!
Poser rocker Michael: arrr what you listening to Bob Dylan for, listen to some proper rock lololol how about Disturbed, they're awesome dude!!! or Sum41, rock on man!!!
Me: ARRRRRGHHHHHH p. off you poser rocker, do you realise you cliche you are?!?!
18 Nisan 2009, Cumartesi
Where a man wears a condom whilst masturbating, as opposed to catching the spunk
in a tissue/ something similar. The word 'posh' is used to denote the expense of buying a pack of condoms for such a menial reason (to make the wank more pleasurable).
"I've still got some jonnies left over, I know, I'll have a posh man's wank."
16 Haziran 2009, Salı
First week euphoria is the term used to describe the feelings of elation you experience during the first week of giving up something you are addicted to. You feel happier and more confident during the first seven days, before 'hitting the wall' on the eighth day and probably giving up trying.
James (8th January, 2009): Still given up the booze?
Jonas: Nupe, didn't make it past first week euphoria, I'm on the piss tonight!
17 Ocak 2009, Cumartesi