5 definitions by Walker Watson

Top Definition
When a mexican walks past you and stabs you in the gut.
Stabbed Man: You pulled a mexican driveby on me you goddam mexican!
Dude: Nah, dawg, I drove by.
Mexican: It was me, homes! Wassup now, ese?
#spics #driveby #vaginal blood #knives #black men #sluts #dead baby #r
Walker Watson tarafından 28 Temmuz 2006, Cuma
A super quick dump. Brought on by one of two methods: Either you eat a lot of Mexican food, or you can grease your bum before you start for faster poop completion.
Guy: I took a speed squeeze today.
Boy: You mean you were constipated?
Guy: No, I used Vaseline to make it go by faster.
#speed squeeze #doo doo #lubricated poop #liquid doo doo #oranges
Walker Watson tarafından 28 Temmuz 2006, Cuma
A crappy character on Soul Caliber III, created by me and my friend. He is the most hated character EVER. Because the joke was in such bad taste, I am going to hell. It's sacriligious, man!
Nerd 1: Dude, you just got owned by Ninja Pope.
Nerd 2: Fuck you, I'll pop a squat on your chest.
Nerd 1: Get the fuck out, dude! What the fuck!
Nerd 2: I was just sayin....
Nerd 1: Yea? Well pop a squat on this! (At this point, nerd 1 pulls a gun, shoves it up nerd 2's ass and pulls the trigger) What now, bitch?
Nerd 2: Ughhh....
#ninja pope #ownage #sacriligious #pop a squat #nerd violence
Walker Watson tarafından 21 Temmuz 2006, Cuma
A speed squeeze. A.K.A. taking a huge slam on the crapper. Its the slam dunk of doo-doo world.
Dude, I have to pop a squat, or I think I might explode!
#pop a squat #doodoo #asshole #speed squeeze #slam dunk doodoo
Walker Watson tarafından 21 Temmuz 2006, Cuma
A speed squeeze. A.K.A. taking a huge slam on the crapper. Its the slam dunk of doo-doo world.
Dude, I have to pop a squat, or I think I might explode!
#pop a squat #doodoo #asshole #speed squeeze #slam dunk doodoo
Walker Watson tarafından 21 Temmuz 2006, Cuma
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