- refers to movement occuring in a backward direction
- a person who believes the adversity in their lives is caused by the retrograde motion of planetary bodies, esp. citing Mercury as a scapegoat.
- somebody who believes in New Age bullshit; a hippy
"boohoo, i spilled bongwater all over my vegan Spamwich for the second time today. You guys, is Mercury in like, retrograde... or something?"
"my old lady always has the perfect excuse for causing drama; she's a total retrograde."
"Don't be fooled by her appearance. She may dress like she's homeless, but she's just a retrograde."
To be able to fuck a girl, come home without a guilty look on your face, and then fuck your wife without cleaning your dick.
I held a player face
while giving my wife a dirty Sanchez with another women's shit on my dick.