A small town just South of Boston, which borders on Quincy, Dorchester, and Mattapan. As a “cut through” town from the city, Milton has little to offer. With some of the highest real estate taxes in the state, Milton decided to forgo the help of building a supermarket in town to lower taxes and instead built a third golf course. But really, who needs a supermarket when you can have Newcombs everyday? Known for its rich snobby attitude and elderly nosey residents, Milton youths have nothing better to do than drink. They will drink anywhere, usually the woods, the Q’s, the Dome, and the Crater. They will use ridiculous words like ytrap, knird, and zoob to throw off the adults as to what they are doing, even though their parents used backwards talk when they went to Milton High. Milton will beat Braintree ever year in football, and there will always be an Eastside and a Westside.
Teen: "Milton is so boring, there is nothing to do! Hey can you get your brother to get us some reebs so we can go to the emod and knird tonight?"
25 Eylül 2006, Pazartesi