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7 definitions by bollockyb

 
1.

Noise (and visual) pollution caused by the neighbours' kids on their trampoline. At its worst when you're trying to enjoy a quiet sunbathe in your garden sanctuary but these screeching little humans repeatedly bounce above the height of the fence, possibly even making eye contact as they do so, and definitely destroying your privacy. Extreme cases of trampollution can occur when your garden is sandwiched between two gardens which each have trampolines. It can then feel as though you're sitting - perhaps also trying to read - at the heaving centre of an adventure playground.

I really fancy kicking back in the garden with a book and big dooby, but I'll have to stay inside because of the currently high levels of trampollution.
bollockyb tarafından 15 Nisan 2009, Çarşamba
 
2.
one of the lovely activities of autumn/fall is to kick your way through piles of leaves on the pavement/sidewalk. only don't be surprised if you get a nasty surprise.
"he was hardcore, he played continuous dogshit roulette all the way down the long avenue that's very popular with walkers and their pets"
bollockyb tarafından 12 Ekim 2011, Çarşamba
 
3.
1. Number of desirable women in a given situation.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.
1. Jeff to Bob: "Okay, so you've told me all about your new job, but you haven't mentioned THE most important thing... what's the office clunge quota?"

2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.
bollockyb tarafından 25 Eylül 2010, Cumartesi
 
4.
On a cold day, when you walk past the tail of a motor vehicle and a get a rush of warm exhaust fumes over your legs. Or in the winter when you're on a bike and you come up behind a bus or lorry.
It was a horrible ride to work, pissing down with hail, sleet and snow, but when I came up behind a bus at the traffic lights, I got a brief rush of exhaustacy.
bollockyb tarafından 23 Temmuz 2010, Cuma
 
5.
Someone who flies too much
"No wonder Jack's got jet lag, he's a jet slag"
bollockyb tarafından 5 Aralık 2011, Pazartesi
 
6.
Attention Deficit due to Face Book
"Been trying to work but can't help checking Facebook every couple of minutes... it's become a problem... I think I've got ADFB"
bollockyb tarafından 16 Mayıs 2010, Pazar
 
7.
The person in a meeting who contributes nothing.
" It was weird, everyone was discussing the project for an hour or more except for him - he just sat there in silence. Everybody knew he was there, but nobody mentioned the irrelephant in the meeting room".
bollockyb tarafından 22 Nisan 2009, Çarşamba