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2 definitions by dopiwan

The cough that follows after swallowing an intense fellatio session
She slobbed on my knob so deep, after I she swallowed my nut she had a nasty jizzcough.
dopiwan tarafından 12 Kasım 2011, Cumartesi
The state of existence your penis is left in when someone sucks it too hard and doesn't mind their canine teeth.
Yes I'd love to fuck you baby but I got a bad case of vampire dick... Maybe you should wear a mouthguard next time you blow me.
dopiwan tarafından 16 Kasım 2011, Çarşamba