A man of Italian decent, who, after he has finished snorting obnoxious amounts of cocaine and fist bumped holes into your wall, would like nothing more than
to take a power dump on your couch to assert his dominance and convert your daughters ez-bake
oven into a tanning bed for his dick. Traditionaly a guido's goal in life is to make trashy classy.(i.e. designer
wifebeaters). Guido's have often been described
as a gym rat/date rapist
Guy 1: " Bromeo have you heard from Tony B"
Guy 2: " Ya I was at his house yesterday. He just sat in his chair and did nothing
but use his shake weight for 2 hours while maintaining that " it's not guy unless a guy actually splooges all over your
face." And only then
because it could ruin ones spray on tan."
Guy 1: " What