The most beautiful, amazing, kindest, girl in the world.
i dated an evelyn before.
She was crazy gorgeous and all the guys would try to get at her.
But she's not a slut, we dated for almost a year and she never flirted with other guys.
Evelyn's are faithful girls,
You'd be lucky to even be bestfriends with an evelyn!
i'd give anything to be with her again,
She gave the best hugs, too!
Evelyn's are the nicest girls you'll ever meet.
She'd always go out of her way to do kind things for others.
She NEVER forgot when our anniversaries were, and we'd go on cute dates to anywhere.
even if we'd go just to a park, she'd make the time worth a while.
Now that we aren't together, i realize what i lost.
If you ever date an evelyn, i'm warning you, don't let her go. ever.
Bro #1: "Wow dude you dated her?"
Bro #2: "yeah and i regret breaking up with her too, she was such an Evelyn."
Bro #1: "Your loss, bro!"
Guy #1: "That girl is such an Evelyn! look at the way she walks!"
Guy#2: "DAMN! I'd love to be her boyfriend!"