Another, massively gay, disney tool. He stars in Jump In, High school 1, 2, and 3.Whenever he sings he makes me want to shit my pants, 50% due to the corny lyrics,and the other 50% due to the amount of effort put in to the audio recording to make him sound half as bad.
And I got news for you corbin, your not a super star-your album sold 105,000 copies...and only 18,000 on your first week.
some of Corbin bleu's lyrics-
Deal with it(ooh)I ain't tellin you no lies
Girl, Deal with it(ooh)
Tell me why you roll your eyes
Just, Deal with it(ooh)
2.Paris Hilton's greatest stab at acting since house of wax.Paris needed a new blockbuster movie to show the world her talent since her CD ''paris'' sold a whopping 607,000 copies in the US Alone, she created this visual master piece.The film stars her getting her totally ugly friend to get screwed by her BF.It has made an amazing amount of 25,000 on its first week. It also single handedly won over american audiences to scratch the eyes out with their ticket stubs.
Paris Hilton(on screen):Ya, shes like such a total nottie
guy 1:o dear god
Guy 2: how long will this horror last!
guy 3: exactly 70 more minutes of the hottie and the nottie
Guy 1:AAAAAAAAA my eyes Are dirty!, I have clean the dity out of them!
(scrathes eyes out)
Paris(on screen)like totally awesome!