A Guitar Asshole
is someone who walks around with a guitar
and plays it for no other reason than to get chicks. They
prey off the idea that women only dig two kinds
of people, jerks and musicians. Guitar
Assholes are often both. A Guitar Asshole
has zero game, thus must sing sensitive ballads and badly done John Mayer covers in order to get women. Guitar
Assholes usually have long hair, often tied
in a ponytail, wear cordoroy's, tight
t-shirts, and in the winter time, leather jackets.
The patron saints of Guitar Assholes are: Dave Matthews, Jerry Garcia, Trey Anastasio, John Mayer, Teddy Geiger, and Jason Mraz.