30 definitions by mike comanche

Top Definition
Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).
BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!
#marriage #paul #isaiah 4 #romans 1 #corinthians 7 #mark 10:12
Mike Comanche tarafından 4 Mart 2009, Çarşamba
A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.
Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.
#child support mom #octo-mom #octopussy #porntard #pornie eyes
Mike Comanche tarafından 12 Mart 2009, Perşembe
To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
#hebrews #jew dough #jew egg #jew eat #yahwist
Mike Comanche tarafından 4 Mart 2009, Çarşamba
Fiancee.
BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?

JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!
#borderline girlfriend #pre-girlfriend #almost girlfriend #marriage #ex-wife #sex wife #nex wife
Mike Comanche tarafından 4 Mart 2009, Çarşamba
What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
#tits #boobs #floaters #sinkers #peanut smuggler
Mike Comanche tarafından 10 Mart 2009, Salı
A female who cums very quickly.
Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!
#cunninglinguist #snifacunt other #chicken taco #tuna taco #groud beef taco #burger taco #chocolate taco #churning chocolate
Mike Comanche tarafından 5 Mart 2009, Perşembe
When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.
Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.
#pumpernickel #quarter pounder #johnson #got milk? #marriage
Mike Comanche tarafından 10 Mart 2009, Salı
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