30 definitions by mike comanche

A short person, ie, so short they are always inadvertedly looking up everyobody's nostrils.
Bethany is 4f 9i. She is a nostril peeper.
Mike Comanche tarafından 10 Mart 2009, Salı
A guy who sucks dick.
Kelly is a cockthucker.

Is Kelly a chick or a dude?

I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.
Mike Comanche tarafından 10 Mart 2009, Salı
STRIPPERTUTION = STRIPPER + prostiTUTION.

When you hire a stripper to come over to your house and then you jerk off while she dances naked in front of you.
PLAINTIFF: But, your honor, Strippertution isn't prostitution, because we NEVER touched at all.

JUDGE: Good point. Case dismissed.
Mike Comanche tarafından 4 Mart 2009, Çarşamba
KARAoke + ARCHEOLOGIST
A karaoke singer who sings really old songs.
"Golden" is a kara-archeologist.
Mike Comanche tarafından 4 Mart 2009, Çarşamba
Someone who is so FAT they can't see their own feet!
Cristie M. is a footblinder.
Mike Comanche tarafından 10 Mart 2009, Salı
Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).
Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!
Mike Comanche tarafından 10 Mart 2009, Salı
aka "faw" means "false advertising" since they all charge money.
I can get a 2005 Corvette for only $5,000, and it says "it runs great"!

Yeah, that's about as truthful as a free singles website dude. Faw!!!
Mike Comanche tarafından 23 Mart 2009, Pazartesi

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