30 definitions by mike comanche

A female who cums very quickly.
Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!
Mike Comanche tarafından 5 Mart 2009, Perşembe
Non-drinker & non-smoker.
Jeff is a non-droker
Mike Comanche tarafından 10 Mart 2009, Salı
Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.
Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.
Mike Comanche tarafından 10 Mart 2009, Salı
Fried or poached egg on a toasted onion bagel.
I'd rather have a Jew egg than an Egg McMuffin!
Mike Comanche tarafından 4 Mart 2009, Çarşamba
When an ugly chick acts super slutty, but, still can't get anyone to fuck her.
Connie was being slutterly ridiculous at the bar last night.
Mike Comanche tarafından 10 Mart 2009, Salı
Porn that God watches.
CLARENCE: Mike, why do you watch porn?

MIKE: I only watch Godporn.

CLARENCE: What's Godporn?

MIKE: Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: God doesn't watch porn!

MIKE: I thought you said, "God sees everything".

CLARENCE: Well, He does.

MIKE: Well, I just want to be like God.
Mike Comanche tarafından 12 Mart 2009, Perşembe
Extreme dislike of lesbians.
I'm lezbophobic. I HATE lesbians because they won't let me FUCK them. But, I LOVE bi chicks!
Mike Comanche tarafından 10 Mart 2009, Salı

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