30 definitions by mike comanche

STRIPPERTUTION = STRIPPER + prostiTUTION.

When you hire a stripper to come over to your house and then you jerk off while she dances naked in front of you.
PLAINTIFF: But, your honor, Strippertution isn't prostitution, because we NEVER touched at all.

JUDGE: Good point. Case dismissed.
#stripped out #strip joint erection #striptard #porntard #dreamchaser
Mike Comanche tarafından 4 Mart 2009, Çarşamba
Someone who is so FAT they can't see their own feet!
Cristie M. is a footblinder.
#chaircrusher #cartilter #nostril peeper #noloner #porntard
Mike Comanche tarafından 10 Mart 2009, Salı
A short person, ie, so short they are always inadvertedly looking up everyobody's nostrils.
Bethany is 4f 9i. She is a nostril peeper.
#foodist #footblinder #cartilter #chaircrusher #floater
Mike Comanche tarafından 10 Mart 2009, Salı
A guy who sucks dick.
Kelly is a cockthucker.

Is Kelly a chick or a dude?

I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.
#glabbit #chude #amanda #marriage #bachelor
Mike Comanche tarafından 10 Mart 2009, Salı
KARAoke + ARCHEOLOGIST
A karaoke singer who sings really old songs.
"Golden" is a kara-archeologist.
#karaote #kruddy #cruddy kid #kung jitsu #throw wrestling #throw fighting
Mike Comanche tarafından 4 Mart 2009, Çarşamba
Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).
Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!
#sinkers #memory glands #volleyballs #treasure chest #hope chest
Mike Comanche tarafından 10 Mart 2009, Salı
A woman you LAY.
MIKE: So, did you and Bethany get it on last night?

JEFF: Hell yeah! Beth is my Laydee.
#borderline girlfriend #pre-girlfriend #singlish #marriage #future ex-wife
Mike Comanche tarafından 4 Mart 2009, Çarşamba
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