3 definitions by pennyloafer

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To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants
john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.
pennyloafer tarafından 25 Ağustos 2006, Cuma

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To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants
john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.
pennyloafer tarafından 20 Mayıs 2007, Pazar

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The tiny but very potent farts released in the minutes prior to actually pooping
Like a general sending recon units to survey the battlefield ahead, so too does the mighty poop send its airborn scouts forward to clear the way.
pennyloafer tarafından 25 Ağustos 2006, Cuma

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