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12 definitions by ronnie1997

 
1.
used for people who spread sexiness around there hometown or people who are really sexy you say you dont stare but you kinda look at him for a good 20 seconds
Girl1: you know that lad there well hes dead sexy
Girl2: lemme see.... oh god he is and all
People: hes the sexiest motherfucker in the world
Girl1: well he must be a sex bomb then according to most people
ronnie1997 tarafından 3 Ağustos 2011, Çarşamba
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2.
when someone complains about important things but you just dont give a shit its (so what..big deal)
mum: you messed the bathroom up with our talcum powder
child: BIG DEAL!

person1: your not following the rules of rugby
person2: SO WHAT...BIG DEAL! LIKE THE WORLDS GONNA END
ronnie1997 tarafından 5 Ağustos 2011, Cuma
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3.
people like me and my friend use it quite often and it sounds funny. Its used for generally when your not interested or you dont want to know.
Boy: i won a trophy from football
Girl: thats nice, i won a rubber dick to give to you for yah birthday

Friend: i went horse riding on saturday
Girl: thats nice, i went up yah fanny to pluck your pubes on the same day

Smelly person: you cant afford new trainers
Girl: thats nice, you cant afford a shower cos you stink of fishy fanny

Little kid: I hit you on the head with the ball
Girl: thats nice, i hit you in the keys when it splatted with blood
ronnie1997 tarafından 3 Ağustos 2011, Çarşamba
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4.
its when people have lots of boyfriends/girlfriends and they keep on dumping on them and getting more
girl1: who you going out with now?
girl2: Callum the lover of my life

(next day)

girl1: hows you and Callum?
girl2: oh we finished with eachother last night now im going out with James
girl1: but you said he was the lover of your life???

(next day)

girl1: hows James?
girl2: oh were done for good

girl1: bloody hell how many boyfriends have you have yah slagg.
ronnie1997 tarafından 11 Ağustos 2011, Perşembe
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5.
its an item for when people practice ready to have sex
girl1: ive always wanted to fuck that lad up for years but.....i dont know how to.
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice
ronnie1997 tarafından 6 Ağustos 2011, Cumartesi
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6.
Reiss can be a straight talking bloke that agrees with one person to another but hes not my type of man or friend.
Girl: (blah blah blah looks at lad) hi how you doin have we just met
Boy: wah?
Reiss: That didnt exactly work out well did it
Girl: shut up yah wimp lol
Reiss: wth
Boy: oy you hiyaaaaaaa (stares at me)
Girl: Reiss twat him for me
ronnie1997 tarafından 3 Ağustos 2011, Çarşamba
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7.
Its the largest animal living but its also an insult for fat people who are extremely heavy.
Ronnie: WOAH!!... look at the size of that lad there
Sam: I know, lets ask him for a piggy back

Ronnie: Dont bother sam hes too heavy for me and you

George: ooooooooooh (trump, burp, picks belly button, iches his butt).
Sam: yep hes defonatly a Whale
ronnie1997 tarafından 4 Ağustos 2011, Perşembe
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