5 definitions by smenjas

Top Definition
Sending the wrong text to someone when engaging in multiple text based conversations (i.e. simultexting).
Oh shit! I just crosstexted my boss thinking it was my girlfriend.
#mistake #error #confuse #confusion #mix up
smenjas tarafından 17 Eylül 2013, Salı
The most literal sense of the expression "hog heaven" is a filthy pig sty with plenty of fresh slop on which to feed. Thus the pigs would be just about as happy as they could be.

People extend this idea to other, perhaps less filthy, situations. I've often heard people say someone was in hog heaven for just about any serendipitous occurrence.
So he walks in and finds a bathtub full of whiskey. Man, he was in hog heaven!
#heaven #pig heaven #hell #paradise #cloud nine #sitting pretty
smenjas tarafından 17 Mart 2010, Çarşamba
Simultaneously texting more than one person (in separate conversation threads).
I can't keep track of who's whom when I'm simultexting more than 3 people.
#communication #writing #texting #authoring #telling #confusing #simulcast #simulcasting #simultaneous
smenjas tarafından 17 Eylül 2013, Salı
Decicentrism is the tendency to believe that base ten number systems are superior to all others.
Your decicentricism gets my goat. I'm six feet tall and that's how I like it. You can take your meters and shove 'em.
#decicentric #decicentrist #decicentricism #metric system #imperial units #ethnocentrism
smenjas tarafından 26 Mart 2011, Cumartesi
Initialism for "You're so missing out."
This barbecue is really happening! Shame you couldn't come. YSMO.
#fomo #envy #regret #jealousy #vicarious
smenjas tarafından 4 Ekim 2013, Cuma
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