Only seen at night, a bircher
is a complex man who has intercourse with many women. Usually overweight, disgusting, and felonious. A bircher will
somehow convince these
"down on their luck" women to leave their bastard children at home
at 5 a.m. to have
sex with him. For some reason
the way a bircher acts
towards his women, makes them seek his approval at all costs. A bircher will
often come home
from work and have
beer, cigarettes, and sometimes cash
waiting for him on his doorstep. Most birchers
live at home
with parents, and have
at least one illegitimate child. A bircher will
die before ever admitting to mating with these
fat fugitives. So don't bother calling him out.
Tim: Holy cow, that GIANT girl Billy
fucked is approaching him at the bar.
Tony: He's IGNORING HER!!!
Tim: Haha, Birchered again!!! Billy
is a son of a bitch. How does
he do it?