A person found at ski resorts that
1. is not from
anywhere near the resort
2. Looks like
an idiot on the mountain and takes gigantic turns on flat cat tracks
3. is totally
oblivious to the fact that they
an idiot and are skiing icy bumps directly under the lift when there is powder
stashed all over mountain, or stashed in the trees right next to them.
Known for the "gaping" space
between their hat and goggles.