The best sport every invented. Inspires passion, love and a lust for battle. The skill level required for this sport required is high above any other sport, including American football. Basketball is just plain plainly the shit. Where you dunk and put your NUTS in the motherfucker's face. Where you can shoot a 3 or a J and cover the opponents face with sperm because you just FACIALED HIM. But yea it is a pretty awesome sport.
Nick: yo lets go ply some basketball
Jimmy: nah your too good but w.e its jsut an awesome sport lets go play
Nick: ye bitches now take my nuts in your face
ShadyBaller604 tarafından 6 Eylül 2009, Pazar
A very complicated sexual trick involving your left pinky and a random foot. It is considered almost dangerous to perform unless you have perfected it in practice.
The prostitute performed the basketball with her client.
Dr. French tarafından 23 Şubat 2009, Pazartesi
A sport that sucks.its boring.everyone crys rivers.mostly black people play it because they are good they are good because theycan jump shoot and steal in perfect harmony.
basketball player: want to play basketball

me:no chance you cry wenever I try to stop a shot or touch your hands when i stop your shot.
basketball player no i dont you cry more

me:ok kevin garnett
everybody: lets play a cool sport like hockey,football,orbaseball,or evan soccer
me:yeah
basketball player9starts crying
basketballsucks tarafından 26 Haziran 2010, Cumartesi
a worthless sport- everything is a foul, there is no way to defend against good offense. u can fake a foul, there are no reviewing. refs make terrible calls. no one remembers all the points, let alone even three quarters. maybe the game winner, but that is it. and free throws... they practice all their life and with no one defending you, u cant put the ball in the whole. so much for professional.
KOBE is the greatest, and without the LAKERS the NBA is worthless
-"I can't believe you are watching such a dumb game of basketball. Why don't you try watching a real sport like hockey!"
real_sports tarafından 13 Haziran 2010, Pazar
Sex synonym
My hobby is basketball
Thomas.Vas tarafından 28 Şubat 2009, Cumartesi
A "sport" for those that are not man enough to wrestle.Can not win by himself, must rely on others to help him and needs time outs and half times in order to even come close. These are the real pussies of any sport. Call wrestlers gay when they are the ones rubbing there ass on another guys dick.
Basketball star: He is so gay for wrestling.
Wrestling Champion: I'm gay? That's why the only thing that can slow me down is being hurt or bleeding.
Basketball star tarafından 29 Haziran 2010, Salı
niggerball
hey man lets go play some basketball. dont u mean niggerball!
Neel93 tarafından 15 Ağustos 2008, Cuma

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