Chief Financial Officer
Close cousin to the CEO, except this is the guy who's in charge of coordinating a company's insider trading and profit inflation scams and getting the documents shredded afterwards.
Andrew Fastow, the former CFO of Enron, is in jail for helping orchestrate one of the biggest corporate investment scams of the century. His boss, CEO Kenneth Lay, pretended he didn't know what Fastow was up to in order to save his own ass. What a bunch of scumbags.
creaternity tarafından 17 Nisan 2006, Pazartesi
Corporate Fuck Off

A position held by an individual whose sole purpose is to waste company time and resources.
After stealing all the paper clips and creating paper clip mountain, the boss promoted me to the newly opened CFO position!
GMSkidjit tarafından 4 Ocak 2014, Cumartesi
Check Facebook Officer
Boyfriend: I'm now the CFO of the company!
Girlfriend: Wow! I'm proud of you! You must be controlling much of the finance in the company!
Boyfriend: Er... no, i only check Facebook... that's why i'm CFO...
saimaijai tarafından 27 Haziran 2011, Pazartesi

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