A smaller than average Crumpet.
Dude, I bought crumplets so's I could fit it in ma pocket!
Rodney Bruce tarafından 10 Ekim 2009, Cumartesi
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Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.
Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.
Xymox1 tarafından 15 Eylül 2008, Pazartesi
a terrible smelling fart that is indused by something unnatural. Such as sorbitol (sugar substitute).
"O dear lord that is the worst smelling crumplet!"
w2454 tarafından 28 Ağustos 2008, Perşembe