Top Definition
Where a guy's dick is extremely hard but short.
Hey Brenda, how was Jake last night?

Pretty good, except he had a "Crunchy Muffin" HAHAHAHA

HAHAHA
rollercoasterkid tarafından 14 Nisan 2010, Çarşamba
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A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.
I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.
mohawkslim tarafından 13 Kasım 2014, Perşembe

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