"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."
"But you just broke up with John yesterday."
"Yea, I needed a DickStraction really badly. It worked!"
Nina: "Have you slept with him yet?"
Kitten: "No, I don't want to rush that but I'm so damn attracted to him. It's going to be tough."
Nina: "Not necessarily, you need a "Dick-straction" to hold you over."
Kitten: "Where's my black book!?"