To fantasize over SHTF scenarios.
Watching that show Doomsday Preppers is great way to disasturbate.
#disasterbate #disasturbating #disasturbation #disasturbates #disasturbated
Evan Estaog tarafından 29 Şubat 2012, Çarşamba
Top Definition
When your life is so shitty, all you can do is masturbate in sorrow and self-pity.
"What happened to Luke the other day?"

"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."
#disaster #masturbate #terrible #pathetic #shitty
kOrEAn Bbq tarafından 8 Mayıs 2013, Çarşamba
Masturbating during a natural or otherwise any disaster.
The tornado is coming, I better disasturbate so I can too.
#masturbate #masturbating #disaster #jerking #exciting
Jawsh00 tarafından 3 Temmuz 2015, Cuma
When you are sad and alone, you go in the corner of a small room and profusely cry and sweat while you violently masturbate.
"Yo, did you finally have sex with your girlfriend last night"
"No, man. She had to leave early so I just went home to disasturbate."
#masturbate #disaster #cry #sweat #sad
foooswagga-7 tarafından 14 Nisan 2013, Pazar
Ücretsiz Günlük Email

ücretsiz Günün Sokak Argosunu her sabah almak için aşağıya email adresinizi yazın

Emailler, daily@urbandictionary.com adresinden gönderilir. Asla spam mail göndermeyiz.

×