Top Definition
n.

1. A mans favorite sock which he uses for masturbation.During masturbation, the sock catches the ejaculation which prevents a messy episode. Originating from some guy name Happy.
I want to spank my monkey. Have you seen my happy sock?
#cum #skeet #ejaculate #cum rag #cum pie
bigjlj tarafından 28 Ocak 2006, Cumartesi
noun.

A sock used by a soldier to masturbate and ejaculate into so the process of clean-up is more efficient.
Dude, I totally found Spec. Stockman's happy sock in my laundry and now my pants are all stained.

Sarge told me to get a happy sock, and quit getting the linens all sticky.
#happy #masturbation #happy sockin' #jackin' off #jackin
SuzaK tarafından 18 Mart 2006, Cumartesi
The sock you jerk off into. The reason you're mom only finds odd socks in the dryer
Mom: look the dryer ate another sock.

You: no, that's my happy sock!
#happy #sock #jerk rag #nut catcher #terrible towel
Choda Warrior tarafından 18 Kasım 2009, Çarşamba
A catnip toy made by taking an unwanted sock and stuffing it with polyfil and catnip. Thousands of Happy Socks are made every year and donated to homeless cats at animal shelters in the U.S. and internationally.
A catnip toy made by taking an unwanted sock and stuffing it with polyfil and catnip. Thousands of Happy Socks are made every year and donated to homeless cats at animal shelters in the U.S. and internationally.
#happy sock #catnip #socks #catnip toys #cats #homeless cats
The Happy Sock Lady tarafından 25 Temmuz 2009, Cumartesi
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