The cousin of Jesus.
Kid - "Did Jesus have any relatives?"
Pastor - "Well. He had a cousin Jebus."
Jeff Belcher tarafından 4 Şubat 2007, Pazar
The Short Bus Cult Messiah. Forum Admin on AT. A beer drinking Canuck who preys on the intelligence of the Sh*tlisted.
SL'r: "My brother must of disconnected after it was done"
Jebus: "You and your Brother can enjoy Public Purgatory, while felating each other in the back seat of the Short Bus"
The Real Jebus tarafından 8 Temmuz 2006, Cumartesi
-Jebus- a substitute for Jesus, dont piss him off, hell cause another tsunami.
Person: Jebus your ghay
Jebus: You will regret that *uses power to shrink persons penis*
Person: :'-( hey, give it back
CalumT tarafından 6 Mayıs 2005, Cuma
The correct spelling of Jeebus, according to the Simpsons guides.
"Help! Save me, Jebus!"
The S tarafından 12 Nisan 2005, Salı
Jesus's brother (twin).
Holy shit, it's not Jesus, it's Jebus
Garry Stewart tarafından 17 Temmuz 2006, Pazartesi
A reincarnation of Jesus who was born in Memphis, Tennessee. Effectively, a southern Jesus. Also the subject of bad exclamations
"Holy Jebus on a pogostick!"

"Has anyone seen Jebus lately?"
Zente tarafından 2 Haziran 2005, Perşembe
What Jerusalem used to be called before King David conquered it. Also a abbreviation for the Jebusites. When atheists call Jesus "Jebus" it just makes any one who has actually read The Bible laugh. Jesus was indeed real as the extra-biblical accounts from Tacitus, Josephus and others prove.
Atheists call Jesus, Jebus, in a juvenile bid to be offensive but they just sound like idiots (as usual).
Skialian tarafından 9 Ocak 2014, Perşembe

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