To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
Mike Comanche tarafından 4 Mart 2009, Çarşamba
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Ancient martial art Created by Mortichai Weinstein in the ages of Jesus. Ninjews practice this to this day, which is an art form of Grace, coveting, and throwing Ninja Stars-of-David
Man, that Ninjew really kicked their asses. He must study onder the Hebrew Guru.
The BIG Nasty tarafından 11 Mart 2005, Cuma
The kung fu art practiced by those of jewish decent. Typically it involves throwing stars of david.
Hey Barry Goldstein is a black belt in jewjitsu, don't mess with him.
dannyfisch tarafından 19 Kasım 2007, Pazartesi
A jewish martial art.
A thug tried to steal the jewish mans jew gold but ended getting knocked the fuck out by the heebs jew jitsu moves.
jew jitsu master tarafından 30 Mart 2010, Salı
A jew that knows Jujitsu.
He could kick yo ass jew jitsu style!
Rolle42 tarafından 18 Nisan 2008, Cuma
The martial art of avoiding debt
Floyd owes everyone money, but he avoids the topic and make no intention of ever paying anyone back. He must be a 5th degree black belt in the art of Jew-Jitsu
contactedmundhere tarafından 10 Nisan 2015, Cuma
1) The art of combat in which the victor takes any money or belongings from his or her opponent. If there is a tie, the two Jews must fight over a penny... Hence, the invention of copper wire.
JEW: Thanks for the gold, pussy.

VICTIM: Goddamnit I fucking hate these fucking Jews and their JewJitsu bullshit...
Maijala tarafından 2 Haziran 2011, Perşembe

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