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When you cum without touching yourself...
Guy1: Dude that girl was so fucking hot, I Joshed all over myself.

Guy2: I know! Same here man!

Girl overhearing convo: EWWW
TheNoTouchyCummer tarafından 12 Ekim 2009, Pazartesi
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When someone makes a ridiculous claim (usually about sports) and a buddy tries to get that person to bet on said ridiculous claim to screw them out of money.
Guy 1: Aaron Rogers is so good! I bet he throws 100 touchdowns this year!
Guy 2: No way! I bet you $100 he doesn't!
Guy 3: Man Guy 1... Guy 2 totally Joshed you!!!
NorsemanMN tarafından 4 Ocak 2015, Pazar
The act of randomly leaving a group and then blaming the group for them leaving.
Bruce: You guys suck!
*Bruce has left the group
James: Wow he Joshed us!
Amazing_Tangerine tarafından 11 Mart 2015, Çarşamba
Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
SoAn14 tarafından 7 Aralık 2010, Salı
To be stared at by a ginger. Usually in a creepy way
Grant got joshed in class today

"Daniel joshed my little sister"
Jackhammer300 tarafından 15 Nisan 2014, Salı
Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.
Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>
$e9a tarafından 7 Nisan 2009, Salı
Being lied to all the mother fucking time
Yo man you mother fuckin just joshed me cause I killed her after she slept with my nigga.
Ppinme69 tarafından 19 Mart 2015, Perşembe

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