Kyle's are "men" near their 30's trapped in a world of teenage angst. They possess the features of Hercules but are too malnourished to show off their charm, therefore looking like a bobble head that you'd want to get intimate with. They are almost always broke, making their brothers take him on a date. Their diet consists of cigarettes and coffee and if they're lucky a one dollar beer. They are so poor, it makes all girls cry cause there aren't enough activities that will make the relationship last. Due to their lack of muscle and inability to gain some, they often surrender to their girlfriends and get beat up. Overall, Kyle's are very attractive but too weak to show the man that that is hidden deep under their skin.
Friend #1: Hey, how did last night go?
Friend #2: Horrible, I felt like a hippo cause his skinny little legs almost collapsed on me. He's a good kisser but I slapped him cause of his poor performance. He flung to the wall! Such a Kyle, hot but in reality not.
angel94 tarafından 7 Aralık 2013, Cumartesi
a dick loving ass who loves to cheat on as many women as possible and still gets chicks
why did Kyle cheat on Carly j.
deathpunk001 tarafından 23 Şubat 2015, Pazartesi
A tall, dark, and handsome pedophile that lives in an isolated town with his other pedophillic pals. Kyle is a dope ass bitch who don't take no shit from nobody. Kyle works for a party rental company and steals ice from fire departments. Kyle rocks black asics and sexy cargo shorts. Kyle wears an opening day yankees shirt, but he has never been to a game. His brother not only looks like a monkey, but he also performs anal on their offspring. Kyle has beautiful blue eyes and small pectorals. Everyone wants to be like him.
Woah did you see that awesome guy? He must be named Kyle.
kylehottie3245pedobear tarafından 21 Temmuz 2013, Pazar
Getting ready to sex up your girl by putting your hands on her ass and letting her take out a knife and slowly chop off your penis while you scream in satisfaction. After this first step you cut your still warm dick in half and run outside ass-naked with the half dick in your mouth until someone calls the swat and they come and taze you until you can feel the electricity travel through your chewed up cut in half dick. They seize your partner and have to put her down to remove the dick. Plan ahead to perform the kyle so you know not to shave so the cops have to touch your blanket like legs.
Prisoner 1: "How did you get the slammer?"
Prisoner 2: "I hard-core Kyled with my girlfriend"
i really shouldn't tarafından 26 Ekim 2013, Cumartesi
a sexy beast who has many talents including sex, skating, jibbing, snowboarding, throwin shit down, kicking ass, getting girls to love him, have a black mans body but be white, and speaking different languages. Also has a tendancy to be a smooth talker and get lots of pussy and tits. Can be a scale of hotness.
Girl: Wow that guys really hot.
Friend: Ya he's a Kyle for sure.
Girl: We should fuck him they have huge dicks!
$teez wit eaze tarafından 7 Kasım 2011, Pazartesi
1. A provocative guy with a big ego. He's gay and has a finger fetish. He is quite hairy and has a strong passion and true love for penguins.

2. A great and attractive guy who doesn't know it. He loves to dispute and argue almost everything. He would without a doubt argue the second part of this definition but not the first one. He is sweet, gracious, respectful, intelligent, and funny, with an ample capacity for greatness. Not a lost cause in any way. He needs to open his eyes to the second part of the definition and not dispute it.

3. A walrus.
Is he trying to get with that hot guy Matt again!? That is so like Kyle...

That Kyle ate an entire pizza in one sitting. He's gonna get back-fat like a walrus.
Ohhhwowww tarafından 6 Mart 2010, Cumartesi
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