Top Definition
The act of finger fucking a vagina, then wiping the still moist finger(s) on a persons upper lip.
"Hey Boobie, I just finger banged Nichole in the kitchen, then gave Munday a stinky muffstache"
#moist #vagina #dirty sanchez #stinky pinkey #finger fuck
LUGNUT23 tarafından 17 Mayıs 2008, Cumartesi
The style in which a female trims her bush. Variations include but are not limited to pencil muff-stache(landing strip), handlebar muff-stache(well-styled), and Fu Manchu/Walrus muff-stache(needs attention).
Dude 1: What's with the lobster face dude?

Dude 2: I've got a mean rugburn from goin down on your mom last night. She needs to trim her *muff-stache...seriously dude.

*In this example, muff-stache could be substituted with Fu Manchu or Walrus.
#muff #muff diver #muff brush #bush #landing strip
El Dudereeno tarafından 7 Mart 2007, Çarşamba
pubic hair intricately shaved to resemble upper lip facial hair. Located above the labia opening or the penis, a muffstache can be grown on either men or women.
"Larry, your mustache is growing in thick and luscious! Does the carpet match the drapes?"

"Thank you Peggy! Yup, the muffstache is taking on a bushy fu manchu at the moment."
#muffstache #mustache #pubes #facial hair #merkin #fu manchu #goatee #muff #pubic hair #fur #fluff #hairy #hair #vagina #penis
antsypants14 tarafından 18 Temmuz 2014, Cuma
A word for female pubic hair.
Girl: "Lets fuck!"

Guy: "First shave your muffstache"
#muffstache #muff #cunt #pussy #pubes #pubic hair #female #fuck #nbc
Team Coco!!! tarafından 21 Ocak 2010, Perşembe
1. The small mustache known to be on a trimmed muffin.
*Hence the word Muff-tache.*

2. the bunch of crumbs a man gets on his huge mustache after eating a good muffin.

*the muffin in this definition does not refer to the muffin in the last definiton*
1. -Dude 1: Hey!, have you seen Jane's Muffstache?!
-Dude 2: Who hasn't?!
-Dude 3: Oh is that the Jane with a hitler looking mufftache?

2. Jack: Man i thought everyone was checking me out until they told me i had crumbs in my mustache!

Bob: Yea, i hate having a Muffstache! its such a mojo-killer!
#mustache #pubes #muffin #crumbs #manstache #cat #pussy
Reaper727 tarafından 26 Eylül 2009, Cumartesi
a large patch of hair that grows on the upper lip of butch women who eat a lot of vagina.
nice muffstache juli!
#juli #rug muncher #pancakes #lady lumps #juliana
jackin kevackie tarafından 20 Eylül 2008, Cumartesi
After eating out a woman's vagina the eater has some of her pubes stuck to their upper lip.
Linda Evans: "Ohh baby that felt sooo good!"

Tony Danza: "You're welcome."

Linda Evans: "Looks like you got yourself a muffstache though."
#muff #mustache #pubes #kwince #vagina #eating out
Brick Riggid tarafından 7 Ocak 2010, Perşembe
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