A guy who acts nice but is a dick. You can often here him say he got laid or anything similar but he is obviously lying.
Matt blows
crapthatnameisused tarafından 20 Eylül 2010, Pazartesi
what grizzly adams looks down at in the shower
No, I don't know how big my penis is... my matt is hiding it
I'mOldGreg tarafından 13 Temmuz 2010, Salı
an attractive man that loves the life of the party like drinking and smoking weed. He usually chases the younger girls. Has or will serve jail time with a kid back at home. All he wants is to get in bed with a girl not his age.
Friend 1: "so how is that matt guy?"
Friend 2: "he is great! but...he is ten years older!"
theonehescrewed tarafından 7 Temmuz 2010, Çarşamba
a male name usually given to an ugly haired freak with veiny arms
Girl 1: ewwww......you're going out with Matt?!?!

Girl 2: yeah sorry... Matt you're dumped

Matt: This always happens. i don't have any friends, i am a loser
Jesue77 tarafından 19 Ağustos 2011, Cuma
An aggressive, sexual person. They use their charm to lure women into compromising situations. They often hate fuck women and enjoy cumming in their hair and eyes just to get a reaction.
I met a guy last night at the bar, his name was Matt.

Oh, that explains your black eye.
wallythebeerman tarafından 3 Şubat 2010, Çarşamba
someone who is really gay and doesnt mind fingering their butthole every now and then.

He covers up his huge gayness by saying he will kill things with a giant battle axe. But everyone one knows the giant battle axe stands for his penis and him killing people is really just sticking his dick into a mans ass
Me: "Matt want to go out and hang out with some hot chicks. Gurantee we get laid tonight!"

Matt: "No im okay. I think I'll just finger my.... i mean massacre a small village with my giant battle axe."

Me: "Okay man have fun with that...."
therod74349 tarafından 27 Nisan 2010, Salı
someone who says your their best friend, but makes you feel bad more than good. he gets mad at you for lying and making him cry, then makes you cry because of it. what a great guy.
matt says he's just kidding, but he really makes me cry.
laker123 tarafından 13 Aralık 2009, Pazar
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